...****.

good drugs?

or did you shart yourself?

What can it be this time??? Stay tuned for another episode in "Country Maladies"!!!

:)

Boy!

... must have figured out that the kids aren't his ...

... or he has another cat problem ...

They pull the wrong five teeth?

forgot about a test

ran out of toilet paper

Waffle House screwed up your order?

Country,

Kinda makes the "a**" ordeal feel sorta insignificant, eh?

Forgot to pay the electric bill?

Just discovered you're gay?

Don't worry, that happened to MACS years ago and we still like him.

maybe MACS was at the door.....

I hope he doesn't bust any of Country's fancy stitching out.

On either end, that is...

I don't know if MACS is capable of doing that....

swallowed his teeth?

^ ... tooth ... swallowed his tooth ...

Drink some Scotch and all pain will be numbed for a while

Well, this can't be good. Probably busted a gut (hernia) or wet himself for the 5th time today.... you just never know when it comes to 120 lb rednecks. . . maybe the bottle opener broke. . .

^ he should get a Camel Cup....