I just found out I have a nest of them under a shed of mine.

Here are my options.........

1) Set live traps......try to catch them and relocate them.

2) Set live traps.........catch then murder them.

3)Sit up late mumbling to myself while caressing my 10/22 with the laser sight.....hone some sniper skills.

What say you?

If you've been drinking...#1

If not...#3

^Hey Einstein.........possums are nocturnal.....so of COURSE I've been drinking.

There's a guy in Michigan selling racoon meat. You could be the guy selling possum meat.

You could be the first coon tycoon.

In my best Steve Martin:

WELL EXCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE ME

:O)~~~~~~~

This is an easy choice.

#3 - drunk, sober or otherwise.

If you relocate them, they'd probably come back. If you trap and murder them, you might be crazy.

Sniping them is just hunting.

Relocate them after trapping. Set them free near a road. Someone else will finish them off with a car. That's how they seem to end around here.

BTW, years ago, walking with my wife up to court (we were working different cases, nothing more), we encountered an old man and his granddaughter. The old man was holding a possum, which also had on a collar and leash. I couldn't believe someone was keeping one of those as a pet. Nasty critters.

Throw some smoke bombs under your shed. If you annoy them enough, they will probably relocate themselves. Plus, it will be fun to f**k with them.

Definitely #3, don't bother relocating the vermin, and live trapping them is just an unnecessary step. Go straight to the killing part and get it over with.

Possum's good eats!

Fatten 'm up!

Sounds like a good reason to have Cooper over for a drink and a cigar.

Yo Cooper....

My dad ate one many years ago, I don`t think I`ll ever be that hungry.

So, target practice works for me.

Try Dog food and a baseball bat.

#3,#2 than #1

skin them and make special gifts for friends.

Capture and sell to white house chef, I hear possum stew is high on the obama's menu. Granny Clampett would be proud.

JonR

Burn the shed...

We used to get possum and raccoon around our house all the time. They'd eat the dry food we left out for the neighbors' cats.

I know how Andy will take care of this.....

KILLER!

AndyTV.........Pennsylvania Opossum Farmer.

The Other Other White Meat.

Opossum...................It's Whats For Dinner(In my best Sam Elliot voice of course).

I see possibilities here Andy.

Ron