Wauken
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009 1:58:00 PM
Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work:

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.

8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn't wake me up.

10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

12. I had to go to bingo.

Wauken
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009 1:58:00 PM
I like # 2 lol
skotbob
Tuesday, April 7, 2009 6:16:00 PM
Had to eat 4 bowls of my regular cereal to equal one bowl of Total.
surfish1961
Tuesday, April 7, 2009 6:38:00 PM
One of my inspectors used this one.

"I couldn't get out of my driveway because it was blocked by a dead cow."

I thought the guy was ****tin' me but it was true.