surfish1961
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 8:04:00 AM
Obama looking at cooling air to fight warming

WASHINGTON - The president's new science adviser said that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing drastic options to cool Earth's air.

John Holdren told The Associated Press in his first interview since being confirmed last month that the idea of geoengineering the climate is being discussed. One such extreme option includes shooting pollution particles into the upper atmosphere to reflect the sun's rays. Holdren said such an experimental measure would only be used as a last resort.

As he put it: "It's got to be looked at. We don't have the luxury of taking any approach off the table."

"shooting pollution particles into the upper atmosphere". WTF does that mean? Aren't we trying to cut pollution?

HockeyDad
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:18:00 AM
We could nuke the Hamptons and Malibu and create a nuclear winter to stop global warming.
lluvia
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:18:00 AM
isn't there some disater movie about idiots who tried this?
dpnewell
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:30:00 AM
We're freak'n doomed.
HockeyDad
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:30:00 AM
^It makes 401K planning easier knowing that!
daveincincy
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:34:00 AM
Is this *like* the sequel to the movie Bio-Dome (Pauly Shore & Stephen Baldwin), now starring Obama and Biden?
JHC
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:39:00 AM
Winter for everyone!!!!

Take that you Fl'ers.

tailgater
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:55:00 AM
I say that Obama should take advantage of his new position as CEO of General Motors.

He can mandate that GM manufacture a car door for every person in the US, starting in the south where it's warmer.

Citizens would then need to carry this door around with them at all times.

When people get too hot, they can simply roll down the window on the door to cool off.

This would create jobs, secure his success as CEO, and although it won't solve global warming it would certainly offer a solution for the effects.

Sometimes the solutions are right there in front of you...

jpotts
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:53:00 AM
"'shooting pollution particles into the upper atmosphere'. WTF does that mean? Aren’t we trying to cut pollution?"

It's been known that when the Industrial Revolution was in full swing, the smoke from the industrial output actually cooled the earth's temperature. Which is the great paradox of the whole Global Warming conspiracy: it will take pollution to actually cool the earth.

Of course, this all assumes that man-made global warming actually exists. The IPCC had to admit that since 1998, global temperatures have either plateaued or dropped. So, in effect, what His Excellency Barack (Idi Amin) Husseim (Mother Nature) Obama intends to do is to further cool an already cooling earth because it is "warming".

Periods of global cooling, as evidenced by the events od the Dark Ages, have led to worldwide famine due to food shortages. That's because not a hell of a lot of stuff grows when there's snow on the ground, but a LOT of food crops will grow if it's 100 degrees F, so long as there is enough percipitation.

The possibility exists that by screwing around with the atmosphere, when nothing actually appears to be wrong, may actually cause a global catastrophy.

donutboy2000
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:55:00 AM
Is this a crisis?

Must we act immediately?

HockeyDad
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:56:00 AM
Stop clean coal technology immediately!
teedubbya
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:57:00 AM
hey look an anti obama thread....

cello on?

HockeyDad
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:58:00 AM
Spies on the board notify Homeland Security immediately when anti-Obama threads are posted.
donutboy2000
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 11:59:00 AM
POLLUTION IS GOOD

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

teedubbya
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 12:01:00 PM
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