Ft. Wortg PD Find John Doe

Ft. Worth:Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the

Trinity River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer

Consumption. He was only wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter

Belt, a strap-on ****, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber

Stuffed up his butt.The police thoughtfully removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the Victim's family any unnecessary embarrassment.

as a fan of cucumbers I am offended by this post Pablo.

I suggest you apologize.

I'm a staunch fan of beer.

I want a heartfelt apology... Right NOW!

http://www.cucumbergrowingtips.com/ 

...moron

As a close friend of Blacky and Rocky... I am also a proponent of morons.

You better doubly apologize right now, biotch!

The term "John Doe" is offensive to me........and I have it on good word that female deer around the country are also pissed about it.

I want an apology.

The term "fishnet" is offensive to fish.

Pablo, you can be SUCH an ****.

how'bout I just crawl back under my rock...LOL

You better apologize for wanting an apology!

I want an apology!

I'm not only offended, I'm outraged!

(apologies to Hockeydad)

more Gin

Nutha beer, bah-tendah!

the name "pablo" reminds me of "pablo escobar".......and while I am SURE that the two have NOTHING to do with each other, I demand an apology on behalf of those who might find a way to be offended by that name!!!!!!

(although I apologize for demanding an apology.......I TOTALLY see your point MACS).

^awright. As long as you're apologetically outraged...

Apology accepted.

thats some gay love right there

LMAO @ # 5 . . .

The word net offends allof us on the internet !

Holy ****!

Whistlebritches is dead???????????

Damn....

I'm offended that Whistelbritches death has given strapons a bad name.