JadeRose
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:25:00 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090415/ap_on_re_af/piracy 

I'm sure this thread will just turn into an Obama rant but this is getting ridiculous. Why do not just blockade Somalia and blow these fools from the sea?

herfsnipe
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:42:00 AM
The area they need to cover is far too large for one country to patrol. It would have to be a coalition of countries whose interests were at risk, such as France, US, Great Britian and possibly Russia among others who have the resources to support full scale naval operations. Right now, we're stretched thin as it is. Carrier deployments have gone from 6 months to anywhere from 8 to 11 months. We're going down to 10 carriers. We're going to need support and I think some countries will find it cheaper to pay the ransom than to send ships and sailors. Sad, but true.
donutboy2000
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 11:12:00 AM
We have no spine.
teedubbya
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 11:15:00 AM
the United States of Mr. Lubner?
big chief
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 11:18:00 AM
Letters of Marque will soon be distributed.

Some of the ex-Navy guys will have a way to go make some real money

jpotts
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:01:00 PM
JadeRose:

I blame His Excellency Barack (Idi Amin) Hussein (boy whiner) Obama.

(I gotta give my audience what they want...)

jpotts
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:04:00 PM
I recommended bombing the hell out of the pirate leaders. Send a message to them like we did Qaddafi.

Another thing is to start deploying decoy ships with armed marines on board. Kill a few of them, capture others, feed the captured ones to the sharks, and put the video tape out on the Internet.

Then we'll see if the attempts to capture American-flagged ships increases or decreases. I'm laying odds it'll decrease.

JadeRose
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:13:00 PM
#6

Thank You potts.....I was growing concerned for your safety. I thought maybe the Stormtroopers had arrived at your place..they told me it would be either today or tomor....uhhhh....nothing...nevermind.

JadeRose
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:13:00 PM
We should put the heads of

NINE!!!!!!

pirates on the bows of our ships.

big chief
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:14:00 PM
LOL! @ Potts #6!
jpotts
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:19:00 PM
It wouldn't surprise me in the least that this most recent attack was a test to see what His Excellency Barack (Idi Amin) Hussein (boy whiner) Obama would do in this kind of situation. Many of the pirates are still affiliated with Al Qaeda.
Homebrew
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:26:00 PM
RE#11,

If he is smart, he will do the same thing he did with the hostage situation. He didn't threaten, saber rattle, or bluster. He just let the seals do what they are trained to do.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

jpotts
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:53:00 PM
I disagree. It's basically playing defense, and these guys have already shown that they aren't going to go away.

As many people have already pointed out, this is a replay of the Barbary pirates.

teedubbya
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:56:00 PM
I heard they were the ones that smuggled WMDs out of the Iraqi ports
pacman357
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:04:00 PM
The U.S. is reportedly setting up a command post on shore to deal with the Pirates. UN has sanctioned it, too. Funny how you can get nations to agree when money is at stake.

BTW, I wouldn't recommend feeding them to the sharks. Could be bad for the sharks, some of which are endangered. Any time you step outside of an animal's natural source of food, bad things can happen to the animals (diseases, dependence on feeding, etc.).

However, Somali farm land could prolly use some ferilizing. How hard could it be to ship a wood chipper there? Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooow floosh!

andytv
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:05:00 PM
Easy fix.........eye patch sanctions.

Just STOP exporting eye patches to Somalia........parrots too.

Problem solved.

teedubbya
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:06:00 PM
all sailors should be forced to have internal bombs planted in them.... pirates take them..... boom
andytv
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:10:00 PM
Any boat flying the Jolly Roger should be destroyed!!!!
teedubbya
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:10:00 PM
and jolly ranchers should be boycotted
wtjvj
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:14:00 PM
15^

Sharks have been eating Pirates for a long time.

Does walking the plank ring a bell?