Fellow CBidders,
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After reviewing Slimboli’s comments about his 6000s being ‘…really mishapen, lumpy and rustic looking...’ he really thinks this could be a drug smuggling operation and the lumps are likely hash/hashish. Adding to this hypothesis my cousin also mentioned that a well known drug lord that specializes in hashish names happens to be Pedro Padron also known as the big ‘PP’. He is investigating to see if the big ‘PP’ is related to the cigar makers, but come on how many Padron families can there be?
We need to get to the bottom of this immediately before the government gets involved, so I’m going to startup a Padron recall to quantify the issue and bring it to justice if need be. Please send me all of your Padrons ASAP, do not use UPS or DHL to ship them because they are possible suspects in the investigation. I also just so happen to have a retired drug sniffing dog and a 2 yr old cigar sniffing girl that will can double check the dog.
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If a tear comes to my daughter’s eye or she says ‘Icky Poo’, then the final inspect will be done by someone like this.
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If one of your Padrons gets the final test we take a picture and send it to you. Once your smokes pass inspection they will be sent back to you.
Keep in mind if we don’t police ourselves in this matter and the authorities step in it’s possible they will simply take your Padrons and replace them with a government issue cigar and if their cheese is any indication of the quality you will be very disappointed with the replacements.
I will be setting up a secure PO Box for you to send the smokes.
Thank you and God Bless America.
