It’s almost 10 am and they only have 2 of 30 registers open.

WTF.

You could go get a bat and take out your frustrations on the TVs.

How many people could be shopping at 10:00 AM on a Monday morning?

J Red....

Only about 10.

But 4 of them were in line in front of me.

And one was an old man who didn't know how to use the card reader.... when the cashier attempted to help him, he yelled at her.

The lady directly in front of me was hot..... very hot..... so I guess I can't complain too bad.

^ did she show you her tits..??

Are you sure that chick was a woman....there are some strange folks at Walmart. A few weeks back I noticed a kid that had to be 7-8 yrs old sitting in a shopping cart wearing nothing but a freaking diaper. The parents, lets just say the family tree must have been a hillbilly totem pole.

So it's the clientele you're pissed at, not Walmart.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending anyone, I'm just trying to figure out who to hate.

By that admission, I'd have to hate you too, since you would be between me, the hottie and the register.

Well it is a Monday morning. Aren't all the senior citizens walking around the mall at this point in the day?

Hot women don't shop at walmart.

Dang . . .

TG beat me to it . . .

Definitioin of hot at Walmart:

Has all her teeth...

^

Does it matter if they're fake?

The teeth! The teeth! Not the other things that start with "t".

Toes?

Tbro...keep an eye on the picture board.....I posted something for you.

TG, My wife shops at wallyworld, and she's smok'n hot.

David

I was at Walmart today and some ugly creepy dude was oggling a hot chick in line while bitching about only having 2 registers open....

^ did he show you his tits..??

no ... but he jumped in his car and started chasing a little old lady who stole some depends. He must have been going over 100 MPH

how did he know she was wearing Depends..??