Great!

you wearing a mask yet?

It's biblical.

Not yet I'm running to Canada!

Buy water and ammo.

my son is sick with the flu

or at least flu like symptoms

not severe

but he's going to the Dr. today

'..Swine Flu..'

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I haven't had sex with a pig since college. I should be okay.

Good news everyone, I hear that cigar smoke will chase the flu virus away leaving you immune!

Sad thing is, there are probably radical enviornmentalists out there that hope this horrible disease sweeps the world and wipes out millions.

David

Swine flu...just another cheesing obama tactic to get our minds off of his failed stimulus package. A coincidence cheesing obama visits mexico and that is where the alleged flu started, I think not.

JonR

PS; Fact...last year 35,000 people died from the flu.

I blame the magic bullet

koo koo

we will have apandemic at some point. hopefully this one is not it.

A national emergency has been declared. Martial Law should be along soon. At "Camp Paris" we will offer flu tests and shots.

do you get a shot if you have the flu or to prevent the flu..??

There are worse ways to go out then Swine flu. "Swine flu".....has a nice ring to it. How would you say it in German?

"do you get a shot if you have the flu or to prevent the flu..?? "

Normal flu vaccines will not protect you from this strain of influenza.

If'n you are worried, you can only catch this disease through DIRECT infected fluid contact.

Wash your hands thoroughly many times through the day. Avoid touching your face/mouth/mucous membranes. If you are in contact with people coughing, a simple surgical mask is phrophylactic enough for most uses.

There is a very effective therapy available if you or your loved ones do happen to get sick (Tamiflu). Best bet is always avoidance.

Yodjk:

Swine flu = Schweinepest Grippe

JonR

grmcooper,

Don't worry man, you can only get it from eating pig crackling (pork skins for the non-knowing) or having sex with a pig.

See, there is a %50 chance you don't have it!! Lol.

Gringo

^ That there is funny.

Great...now I can wrap my Avian Flu infected Chicken with Swine Flu infected Bacon