J.Redleg
Saturday, May 2, 2009 9:16:00 AM
I just cleared out an office full of seasoned troops, including a Ranger tabber and a SF dude.

I think it was the combination of cream of mushroom soup, tuna fish, curry spiced potatoes, and hot sauce laced chicken nuggets.

:^P

Charlie
Saturday, May 2, 2009 9:18:00 AM
Ugh, you win....

Charlie

herfsnipe
Saturday, May 2, 2009 9:41:00 AM
My wife uses chicken manure on her garden. She has a HUGE garden. It takes 15 bags to cover. She tosses a little at a time over different areas and the bags sit in the shed until whe uses them. I have nowhere to keep them where they won't get wet so they stay in the shed.

I have to hold my breath when I go in to start my tractor. Hell, I might even be taking my life into my hands by starting it in an enclosed space with chicken manure.

bloody spaniard
Saturday, May 2, 2009 10:17:00 AM
LOL!! Best you can do is breathe through your mouth, guys.

Worst "aroma" I've smelled in a while was in the Home Depot men's room where it looked like someone had discharged from both ends while running. I mentioned it to the management & they laughed. Nice. Similar incident at the Sports Authority where it looked like someone deposited a sloppy week's worth & left it unflushed for all to admire. No toilet paper was evident either.

Better stop.

Lizardo
Sunday, May 3, 2009 2:18:00 AM
Pulled a dead guy out of a creek once, he had been there 3 days. Didn't smell to good, and his eyes were still open. Gave me nightmares.
HockeyDad
Sunday, May 3, 2009 5:02:00 AM
Bloody Spaniard,

You need to stop shopping at the same stores as AndyTV.

bloody spaniard
Sunday, May 3, 2009 5:32:00 AM
LOL!

(the poor ****'s colon must resemble a 33 foot python)

davey
Sunday, May 3, 2009 7:44:00 PM
...and I keep thinkingh how I am gonna change a diaper.

...John, i can feel my gag relfex kick as I read the post. That's a good sign right?

Grey
Sunday, May 3, 2009 8:03:00 PM
Cleaning the rabbit cages... The ammonia/urine smell is really bad and has made me gag a couple of times.

I found a workaround at Home Depot; an AO Safety Professional Multi-Purpose Respirator. It's made of awesome and keeps all the smells out when worn properly.

jackconrad
Sunday, May 3, 2009 8:35:00 PM
Mission Accomplished..!
DaQueenBeez
Sunday, May 3, 2009 8:37:00 PM
25 fish worth of innards, heads and bones went into the trash can on Saturday.

Trash pickup is Friday.

Tammy

Lizardo
Sunday, May 3, 2009 8:42:00 PM
I had a live well full of fresh catfish the day I got called for a transplant 6.5 hours away. Two months later when I got back home, I had to clean that out. My brother was nice enough to call and tell me about it, but wouldn't go near it. Got home in June.

I had to throw some clothes away after that ordeal.

kttcajun
Monday, May 4, 2009 5:08:00 AM
Came back from the 10 day Katrina evacuation to what used to be a freezer full of snapper, amberjack, shrimp, some chicken, some chuck roasts and assorted sausages. Unfortunately, it was not a chest freezer, so the primordial slime that resulted from about 8 days

of 90 degree plus heat in a battened downed house was not only in the freezer, but all over the floor as well. We got out of the car and the aroma hit us like a slap in the face even though the and doors were still shut tight. You can imagine what it was like inside. Never again. Ever.

MACS
Monday, May 4, 2009 5:48:00 AM
Intake. Guy in the safety cell smeared crap all over the place.

You could smell it down the hall.

DrafterX
Monday, May 4, 2009 5:53:00 AM
5. Author: Lizardo

Pulled a dead guy out of a creek once, he had been there 3 days.

that brings back a bad memory...... a friend was killed and left this way many years ago.....

dkeage
Monday, May 4, 2009 6:53:00 AM
Had to pull a bloated dead cow out of a creek once.....
engletl
Monday, May 4, 2009 7:19:00 AM
The smell of the USS Cole when it was brought in for repairs.

I will never forget that awful stench.

God Speed to those that died that day and God Bless to all that have served and to those that are continuing to serve!

andytv
Monday, May 4, 2009 9:49:00 AM
two week decomposed groundhog.....buried in a pile of dirt, then smeared over six hundred square feet with a bulldozer.
MiamiJosh
Monday, May 4, 2009 10:05:00 PM
Had a guy dead for like four days once. He was in a trailer in the middle of July with no AC. The blood had pooled such that where his skin touched the wood floor he was stuck to it. Didn't smell great. It got much worse (my sergeant ran out to puke) when we turned him and his skin pulled off and opened him up.