'..right now he is fighting an invisible alien creature in an undisclosed rainforest. ..'
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The rainforest is in Central America. He then worked his way North a bit and created, but was not affected by the Swine Flu. Later in the week, he killed Jack Kemp. This morning, he beat up Manny Pacquiao and gave Cuck Norris a paper cut.
In about an hour, he's going to force the sun to set a few minutes early.
And he did this all COMPLETELY off of The Grid.
