Three women, Two younger, and one older Senior Citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One of the younger women pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioninlgy- "taht was my pager, she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my forearm".
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifteed her palm to her ear. "That was my cell phone. I have a microchip in my hand".
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.............
"Well, will you look at that! I am getting a fax"!
