LOL! Last book I think I read was White Fang by Jack London or was it, Get a Grip by Peewee Herman?
We've had a few Perdomo events in Ellicott City & Gaithersburg (Md.) but I've been too busy to attend. Hope to smack, er, slap him on the back someday.
Last time I tried speaking with him, his secretary, Daisy, said he was headed to the "toilet"- newspaper in hand- with a steely look of determination & grit in his step.
Would love to meet his bil, Al Argenti, someday. Last I heard he was hired by a competitor to start a new line. Dropped off the map after that.