The palm of my right hand emits some kind of super-corrosive acid. Cool, huh?

It's gotten to the point where my laptop keyboard -- the metal place where my right hand rests -- has almost been eaten away. (And, no, I don't think it's just a matter of switching to a less corrosive personal lubricant while I, ah, "surf" the web...)

Combined with my keen sense of smell, I'm probably going to have to start putting these powers to use, and fighting crime.

ScottHar

or start robbing banks? no need for C4, just a little hand rub of the safe door?

How about a rubber glove!!!

So how is your uh, "surf board" holding up from your corrosive powers

Probably some kind of weird Tot excretia.

Does it make you burn when you Pee??

I'd say it's pretty clear: you are simply leaching the evil of your soul out through your pores.

I wouldn't worry about it.

I can shoot beams of lights from my eyes. Unfortunately, it only works during the day, which really makes it kind of useless unless maybe you lost your car keys under a couch or something.

Or you can beam them into the Judges eyes and try to hypnotize him to think your client is innocent!!!

#9 Judges cannot be hip-mo-tized. They is zombies.

8. pac- me too! mine are lasssssssssssers!

#11 Well, see now THAT would be handy. Mine are more like about...well, you ever see those 2 D cell flashlights at the checkstand, you know, with the rest of the impulse buys? Yeah, mine are just about like that, but with batteries that are about 1/4 used up.

Now that I think of it, not so much a "superpower", more like an "OKpower".

do you get all excited when the energizer bunny comes on??

I...dammit, another thread where I'm mentally crossing off about 4-5 replies that would get me banned.

*sigh*

HeHe!!