I think my greyhound is either gay, bisexual, or at BEST, an over-sensitive hetero.
He's of slight build; people are always commenting how "she" is so beautiful.
He barely lifts his leg when he pees.
He's never the alpha dog in any two dog interaction.
Upon the return from the vet tonight, my wife tells me the ear problem he has is a ...... yeast infection.
That, the, hellllll?