I'm having a helluva time getting my state of California tax refund (they gave me a third of it and said they were keeping the rest -- no joke)...

So I finally decided to call my State Senator up in Sacramento... But first I had to figure out who the hell that is. I looked her up: What a joke.

Turns out she authored the Global Warming Solutions Act of 2006 that may end up crippling the state economy, is a radical advocate for a woman's right to breastfeed pretty damn hear anywhere (what about MY right to that same privilege?!), AND she established a Poet Laureate of California.

And now she and the chuckleheads in the state legislature want even MORE of my money? I wonder what the odds of her helping me get my money returned to me are...

ScottHar

lets see, you have a job, no!

you smoke, no!

need I go on?

"is a radical advocate for a woman’s right to breastfeed pretty damn hear anywhere (what about MY right to that same privilege?!),"

Last time I checked, you could breastfeed your daughter anywhere you wanted.

She might starve and you'll have to deal with CPS, but another issue.

"You can milk just about anything with nipples."

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? "

but another ===> but that's another

My bad. I wasn't being clear: See, I want to breastfeed FROM the young mom on the 12th floor of my office building.

ScottHar

^

sicko.

^What? Like YOU wouldn't want to breast feed from a young mom in Scott's building?

Riiiiiight!

^

Sorry, I'm just not into lactation fantasies.

Neither am I, but they're boobs, man!

Dude, Ahhhnuld is laying off thousands of state workers and looking to sell off bits of California a chunk at a time just to raise cash. You'll be lucky if you see any more of your refund.

He'll have San Quentin and the LA Coliseum on EBAY by the weekend.

RE #9

Agreed, not lactating is a _whole_ different story...

re 8 and 9: What makes either of you think she's lactating?

ScottHar

re: 12

whatever.

My state has taken away the right to smoke in public, and is now pushing for tickets specifically for driving without a seatbelt as a primary infraction, and making first time DWI a manditory 30 day jail sentence.

The Liberals have won Wisconsin and is collecting the spoils at a record rate.

^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Amateurs.

-Signed

Kookifornia.

Maybe,

But we WERE the land of Beer & Brats.

Red meat will be next.

^

FYI, if you deep fry tofu, it becomes unhealty.

Just thought you might like to know that.

#14 Ha! Except for the 30 day DUI minimum, we already have the rest. Plus, you can't talk on a cell phone while driving unless you use a hands-free device. You must carry insurance on your car to drive it. You must wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle. Seattle has taken a seriously look at banning plastic grocery bags, and some lawmakers at the state level have recently considered that.

Pretty soon, you'll need a permission slip just to takea crap in Washington State.

^

Yeah, but that's expected on the Left Coast. Minnesota is full of freaks, but Wisconsin had been doing okay. Now it's all do gooders and higher taxes.

Didn't think it would come to this.

"Minnesota is full of freaks?"

You're Goddamn right.

Sincerely,

Al Franken