My parents are staying with us for the weekend. Very nice. A few weeks ago I was in Chicago clearing out some old stuff from my dad's house. I snuck home a copy of "Little French Maid." My wife found it. I just overheard my wife telling my mother about it.

Just shoot me.

Bang

Click

Thanks brothers. I'm headed out for more punishment.

How did it end?

LMAO

My parents haven't been married to each other since I was 3.

I can handle a few days with my mom. A week at best.

My dad is different. He and I can have fun together just sitting around, watching a little TV, reading books and sipping on beer.

So they want their copy of "Little French Maid" back. Give it to them and buy your own.

ScottHar

everybody involved should view this situation practically and be happy the books title was not 'The little French Waiter'...THAT would have really created problems...

Oh Man, LOL

Sorry man. LMMFAO!!!

hahahahahahhahha

#9. Awesome. That was how my folks thought when I was 16 and the mother of girlfriend stopped by to tell them she caught us "in bed."

Anyway I've learned my lesson and will remove said film.

Well, at least she knows you're not gay.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.