Thunder.Gerbil
Friday, May 22, 2009 8:22:00 AM
"Most cruises offer a mini-bar. We offer a mounted mini-gun."

"Reserve your package before May 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo "

http://www.somalicruises.com/ 

LOL.

Gene363
Friday, May 22, 2009 8:56:00 AM
LMAO!!
gringococolo
Friday, May 22, 2009 9:02:00 AM
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Who is hosting the website? Maybe hosting is not the correct term, paying for it.

Freaking awesome.

Gringo

gringococolo
Friday, May 22, 2009 9:06:00 AM
Testimonials:

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their **** aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA

engletl
Friday, May 22, 2009 9:28:00 AM
Now that's the kind of cruise I would possibly be interested in...LOL
neopuritan
Friday, May 22, 2009 11:18:00 AM
LOL