EI
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Friday, December 10, 2004 8:00:00 AM
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. But how they got in there no one knows

spadesman
Friday, December 10, 2004 10:35:00 AM
But what if there were three mice in there? Would it be a me-mouse-a-trois?

ok, ok...that was just plain bad.

ryantp
Friday, December 10, 2004 11:01:00 AM
a skeleton walks into a bar. he orders 3 beers...and a mop.
coda
Friday, December 10, 2004 2:46:00 PM
A proton walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why so glum?"

The proton replies, "I've lost an electron".

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

tpottiger
Friday, December 10, 2004 8:11:00 PM
Why was he so negative???
SirWolfgang
Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:40:00 AM
It really must have been a charged conversation!

-Wolfy

coda
Saturday, December 11, 2004 6:13:00 AM
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender says, "For you... no charge."

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