drksdbubba
Sunday, May 24, 2009 10:25:00 PM
The New Liberal Messiah

..

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land

called America, having lost their morals, their work initiative, and

their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that

person known as "The One".

..

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He

hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of

experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association

with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope

and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who

preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has

built must be destroyed."

..

And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One"

would do, he had promised that he would bring change, and they

proclaimed

"Yes We Can".

..

And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the world. Help

me

change everything about it!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Change is good!"

..

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,"---- And the

people said "Sock it to them!" "---- and "Redistribute their wealth."

And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody" And

the people said, "Show us the money!"

..

And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my

money and give it to the deadbeats??"

..

And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were

hacked, publicized, and ridiculed; though no crime could be found.

..

One lone reporter asked, "That shouldn't be, isn't that Marxist policy?"

And she was banished from the kingdom!

...

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having

zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical

terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk

kindly to them and show them how nice we really are; and they will

forget that they ever wanted to kill us

all!"

..

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can

beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

..

Then "The One" said, "I shall

give 95% of you lower taxes." And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us

don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of

the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us

the money!"

..

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your

homes!" And the people yawned and the already slumping housing market

fully collapsed.

..

And He said, "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY

worker and raise the minimum wage, and lower the white collar wage.

And I shall also give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine

and even transportation to the free clinics." And the people said, "Give

me some of that!"

..

Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas." And

the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

..

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry, and perhaps

even the oil industry (Cap & Trade/Carbon Tax) and though electricity

rates will skyrocket, we shall soon build wind farms and solar power

stations and drive green cars that I

shall mandate in Detroit!" And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is

evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher

electric rates."

..

So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If your rebate ($10/week) isn't enough

to cover your extra expenses ($3,000/year), we shall bail you out. Just

sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!" "Only the fat cats

will have to pay."

..

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant

them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free

medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..." And the people

said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!

..

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and

ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers; though they

sold much less of their products. Others simply gave up and went out

of business, and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.

..

The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And

more of the people were without a means of support.

..

So "The One" again blamed the prior administration, extended

unemployment

benefits to a year, bailed out his favorite banks, and then took over

the banks and auto industries.

..

"The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'm here to save

you! We shall just print more money so the

government will have enough!" "Surely one trillion dollars will make

everyone happy." And immediately the Fed complied and the money

presses

roared. And China reconsidered their one trillion dollars of loans to

the US ,, and threatened to call in their debts.

..

Other foreign trading partners said unto "The One", "Wait a minute.. Your

dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more..

for everything.. as your dollar becomes worth less."

..

And the people said,

"Wait a minute.. That is unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are

these other idiotic programs you have embraced.

..

Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. What

factories are not owned by your government are owned by us. Now you

shall play by our rules!"

..

And "The One" said "Americans are arrogant, divisive, and derisive!"

"We will listen."

..

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea

verily, it was too late. The people eventually set upon "The One" and

spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. But the once mighty

nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or

shelter or hope. And the Change that "The One" had given them was as

like unto a poison that had destroyed them from within, and like a

whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

..

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,

"Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too

late, and the once-glorious "Home of the Brave and Land of the Free" was

no more..

....

You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening

RIGHT NOW, Already everything down to the last couple of lines...

I know this is just an Email c&p but it does sound like what is happening today , but alot of people refuse to see it .

Semper Fi Bryan (Bubba)

teelio
Monday, May 25, 2009 12:09:00 AM
No liberal has ever branded Obama as the messiah. That's exclusively the verbiage of the opposition.
drksdbubba
Monday, May 25, 2009 5:31:00 AM
True teelio, like I said it's a c&p Email with some good points tho, far as I'm concerned there is only ONE Messiah an HE is NOT IT by a long shot.

Semper Fi Bryan (Bubba)

JonR
Monday, May 25, 2009 7:29:00 AM
obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

The river is deep and the river is wide, hallelujah

Green pastures on the other side, hallelujah

obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

America's river is chilly and cold, hallelujah

Chills the body but not the soul, hallelujah

obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

The river is deep and the river is wide, hallelujah

Milk and honey on the other side, hallelujah

obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

obama row the boat ashore, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

acorn help to trim the sail, hallelujah

JonR

donutboy2000
Monday, May 25, 2009 11:18:00 AM
#2

You are misinformed.

Farrakhan on Obama: 'The Messiah is absolutely speaking'

'Barack has captured the youth,' will bring about 'universal change'

WorldNetDaily

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, another powerful Chicago-based political figure associated with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and other long-time associates of Democratic Party presidential candidate Barack Obama, is leaving no doubt about what he thinks of the leader in the campaign for the White House.

He says when Obama talks "the Messiah is absolutely speaking."

Addressing a large crowd behind a podium Feb. 24 with a Nation of Islam Saviour's Day 2008 sign, Farrakhan proclaims,

"You are the instruments that God is going to use to bring about universal change, and that is why Barack has captured the youth. And he has involved young people in a political process that they didn't care anything about. That's a sign. When the Messiah speaks, the youth will hear, and the Messiah is absolutely speaking."

"Brothers and sisters," Farrakhan said, "Barack Obama to me, is a herald of the Messiah. Barack Obama is like the trumpet that alerts you something new, something better is on the way."

Farrakhan points out that the man Nation of Islam followers refer to as "the Savior," Fard Muhammad, had a black father and a white mother, just as Obama did.

"A black man with a white mother became a savior to us," he said. "A black man with a white mother could turn out to be one who can lift America from her fall.

"Would God allow Barack to be president of a country that has been so racist, so evil in its treatment of Hispanics, native Americans, blacks?" he asked. "Would God do something like that? Yeah. Of course he would. That's to show you that the stone that the builders rejected has become the headstone of the corner. This is a sign to you. It's the time of our rise. It's the time that we should take our place. The future is all about you."

Get "The Audacity of Deceit: Barack Obama's War on American Values"

Farrakhan suggested he would keep a low profile in the campaign, despite his enthusiasm for Obama.

"That's why you have never heard me make any comment," he explained. "I love that brother, and I want to see that brother successful. I don't want to say anything that would hurt that brother, and I don't want them to use me or the Nation of Islam."

Returning to the theme that Obama is a mystical figure, Farrakhan said, he "is not the Messiah for sure, but anytime he gives you a sign of uniting races, ethnic groups, ideologies, religions and makes people feel a sense of oneness, that's not necessarily Satan's work, that is, I believe, the work of God."

He went on to point out that when religious scholars talk about Christ or the Islamic Mahdi, they never talk in racial terms – again, pointing to Obama's mixed racial background.

WND previously reported a website called "Is Barack Obama the Messiah?" captured the wave of euphoria that followed the Democratic senator's remarkable rise.

The site is topped by an Obama quote strategically ripped from a Jan. 7 speech at Dartmouth College just before the New Hampshire Primary in which he told students, "… a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote" for Obama.

MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews is among the many members of the media enraptured by Obama, admitting he felt a "thrill going up my leg" listening to an Obama speech.

Columnist Mark Morford of the San Francisco Chronicle writes that Obama has a charisma that goes beyond "his youthful vigor, or handsomeness, or even inspiring rhetoric."

"Bill Clinton, with all his effortless, winking charm, didn't have what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity," Morford says. "Dismiss it all you like, but I've heard from far too many enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who've been intuitively blown away by Obama's presence - not speeches, not policies, but sheer presence - to say it's just a clever marketing ploy, a slick gambit carefully orchestrated by hotshot campaign organizers who, once Obama gets into office, will suddenly turn from perky optimists to vile soul-sucking lobbyist whores, with Obama as their suddenly evil, cackling overlord."

WND also reported when talk radio host Rush Limbaugh criticized Democrats who were comparing Obama to Jesus and Gov. Sarah Palin to Pontius Pilate.

"I know Jesus Christ. I pray to Jesus Christ all the time," said Limbaugh." I study what Jesus Christ did and said all the time, and let me tell you something, Barack Obama, you are no Jesus Christ."

Democrats, including party strategist Donna Brazile and Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., made nearly identical biblical comparisons of the characters in this presidential election, which Limbaugh traced back to a Sept. 4 posting on a Washington blog.

"Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus," Cohen said during a one-minute speech on the floor of the U.S. House yesterday. "Pontius Pilate was a governor."

dadz
Monday, May 25, 2009 4:56:00 PM
Drksdbubba and donutboy2000

I immediately discount Farrakhan's ranting as non-populist. However the other references carry weight for the argument that Obama is looked on as a spiritual leader by many. I personally never want this new age msesiah to pray for me. Obama gets the same virulent condemnation that he gave to the past administration, and it's what he deserves.

God says to pray for the leadership. I'm behind that, but I don't want Obama praying for me.

jpotts
Monday, May 25, 2009 10:23:00 PM
Sorry...but where was the part about the Holy Hand Granade?
jpotts
Monday, May 25, 2009 10:31:00 PM
That being said, and with all due seriousness, this His Excellency Barack (Idi Amin) Hussein (boy whiner) Obama worship thingie is a little disturbing. It is slowly moving past the "nervous laugh" phase.

When they started making cheches with Obama as the Christ Child is when I started to get a little worried.

That and O'Jamas.

pabloescabar
Monday, May 25, 2009 10:58:00 PM
"NINE" is the ONE...LOL
pacman357
Monday, May 25, 2009 11:53:00 PM
Snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Really, who reads a C&P that rivals "War & Peace" for length?