simmons_j_m
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:55:00 AM
Ice Cube may have had his AK-47, but he didn't "pack" this kind of ammo...

0103 8555 7497 0664 7735

Westsiiiiiiiide....

- J

tj2001cobra
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:58:00 AM
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god

I dont know but today seems kinda odd

No barking from the dogs, no smog

And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog

I got my grub on, but didnt pig out

Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out

Hooked it up on later as I hit the do

Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo

I gotta go cause I got me a drop top

And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight

And everything is alright

I got a beep from kim and she can **** all night

Called up the homies and Im askin yall

Which court, are yall playin basketball?

Get me on the court and Im trouble

Last week fucked around and got a triple double

Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.

I cant believe, today was a good day

Drove to the pad and hit the showers

Didnt even get no static from the cowards

Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me

Saw the police and they rolled right past me

No flexin, didnt even look in a niggaz direction

As I ran the intersection

Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin yo! mtv raps

Whats the haps on the craps

Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em

Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em

With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven

Seven even back do joe

I picked up the cash flow

Then we played bones, and Im yellin domino

And now I am yelling dominoes

Plus nobody I know got killed in south central l.a.

Today was a good day

Left my niggaz house paid

Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the twelve grade

Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic

The lakers beat the supersonics

I felt on the big fat fanny

Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny

And my ****** runs deep so deep so deep

Put her ass to sleep

Woke her up around one

She didnt hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun

Drove her to the pad and Im coasting

Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion

I was glad everything had worked out

Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out

Today was like one of those fly dreams

Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams

No helicopter looking for a murder

Two in the morning got the fat burger

Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp

And it read ice cubes a pimp

Drunk as hell but no throwing up

Half way home and my pager still blowing up

Today I didnt even have to use my a.k.

I got to say it was a good day.

Hey wait, wait a minute fool

Stop the ****

What the **** am I thinking about?

rjcardema
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:03:00 AM
I'm sitting with a lean in my chair today at the office, one hand on the keyboard, one hand on my crotch...
simmons_j_m
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:10:00 AM
^ I could have done without the last part... now I got a visual of you watching animal kingdom on your laptop... and that's just wrong! LMAO!

- J

dr.smac
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:22:00 PM
For some reason I didn't picture TJ as an Ice Cube fan.
knokmdwn
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:32:00 PM
^It's his pimp side. He got the pimp grill now!

Saaaayyyy what biotch!

pacman357
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:33:00 PM
Yeah. I would have figured TJ more for something like this:

dr.smac
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:34:00 PM
I was alittle hesitant to open the link but that wasn't bad. Thanks pac
knokmdwn
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:16:00 PM
That's good! Brings back memories.

I like this one better:

NINE!!!!!!!

tj2001cobra
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:19:00 PM
Shane - I know those lyrics by heart. That was a cut and paste but I could have typed it.
djk
  • djk
  • Herf-A-Holic
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:25:00 PM
^

"West Side Connect Gang, oh yeah we talking ****, **** do you know who you **** with? Ice cube is the lick, West side is the click."

djk
  • djk
  • Herf-A-Holic
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:27:00 PM
TJ,

I grew up on a lot of that music for some reason. In 7th and 8th grade I attended on all black H.S. (with a special program for 7th and 8th grade) in the south side of Chicago.

I can quote a ton of old Ganster Rap. This does not help when interviewing for a new job.

pacman357
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:29:00 PM
#8 LOL. I don't rickroll anyone. That's TG's move.

Molly Hatchett was actually pretty big in the Pacific NW when I was in high school. Southern Fried Rock actually got a pretty good amount of airplay back then. I figured since TJ lives in Florida, MH is from Florida...

Still a great tune, too.

rjcardema
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:33:00 PM
All this gangster talk and my office blocked me from seeing this particular thread LMAO!!!!
djk
  • djk
  • Herf-A-Holic
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:39:00 PM
^

LOL. That is hillarious. I wont be surprised if this thread gets pulled for language.

knokmdwn
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:52:00 PM
^^^Pac- TJ is from Texas. Well, he is living in Texas. I guess I really don't know where he's 'from'.

He gots a Texas accent though!

pacman357
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:07:00 PM
#16 He is? Oh hell, we have a judge from Texas. I understand. I should type more slowly, as he can't read too fast. And linked this video instead.

tj2001cobra
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:12:00 PM
Pac, you jackass. I know where you live. Damn. Thanks for makibg me feel special.
knokmdwn
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:13:00 PM
YEA! There ya go! Listening to it now. Wow, the boys are gett'n old!
dr.smac
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:27:00 PM
TJ - I just didn't think of you as a gangster. I knew I liked you!

You might need to change you name to TJImpala1964