On the way to work, I got stuck behind some bimbos in a Honda...um, does it matter what model car? Anyway, idiot driver is all over the road, both sideways as well as her speed...varying speed anywhere within 12 mph in the same speed zone. The culprit? Well, since she seemed to drift (physically and mentally) while talking to her female passenger, then while fixing her hair...TWICE, I'd guess those issues plus about twenty lb. psi of air in her head.
Mkay, Barbie? Bambi? Whatever the hell your name is? That large shiny thing that keeps appearing in your rearview mirror? The one you and your airhead passenger keep checking on? Yeah, that's attached to a thing called a truck. A truck that is a damn sight bigger than your Honda.
Mkay, ya know what sweetie? Yeah, coupla things. First, cruise control is standard equipment on your car. FCUKING USE IT!!! You're wearing out my brakes for no good damned reason. Second, either pull your head out of your ass, or pull off the road to chat and fix your 'do. Otherwise, so help me, I will FORCE YOU OFF THE ROAD AND KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.
Oh, wait...thank God, a passing lane that is free of cars. Buh-bye. Oh, and please don't reproduce. There are already enough stupid people on the planet.
