nine999
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:49:00 PM
the people would like to thank and excuse juror number one.....

oh well, thought i was gonna sit in on a attempted murder case..... guess they didn’t like me.

but i did make the courtroom laugh!

nine

jetblasted
Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:51:00 PM
how ?
pabloescabar
Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:53:00 PM
you have seen his face haven't you ?
Thunder.Gerbil
Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:53:00 PM
It took them a week to decide to not use you on the Jury?
cigarman692900
Tuesday, June 2, 2009 11:11:00 PM
nine....you're supposed to wear underwear UNDER your pants.
pacman357
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 12:39:00 AM
You wore the Princess Leia costume again, didn't you?
engletl
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 3:23:00 AM
Were you showing off those "me in the 80's" pics to the lawyers???
rfenst
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:22:00 AM
Nine doesn't even get his own...
rfenst
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:22:00 AM
Nine.
GreenWolf70
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 5:25:00 AM
The Top 10 Reasons Nine is not a juror:

10. There were only eight jurors

9. The judge thought he was illegal German immigrant because he kept saying, Nein!

8. He asked the judge if he was a real Scotsman under those robes.

7. He made hangman nooses out of his shoe laces

6. He asked if the victim was a Liberal or Conservative

5. He asked if the Defendant was Liberal or Conservative

4. The Defendant winked at him

3. The judge was jealous...or so Nine said.

2. The Prosecutor was not Gay.

...and the number One reason Nine is not a juror is:

1. When he was caught hitting on the Defendant he responded that the cuffs turned him on and "He's just my type; can't run."

big chief
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 6:11:00 AM
so, Nine, what happened?
nine999
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 7:02:00 AM
yeah, i was selected as juror number one since friday. during the selection process, i had to answer some questions about my shady past, but somehow they didn't mind all that. later they were asking about if we had any negative experience with (receiving) graffiti. as a home owner, i have had some tagging done on one of the walls on our property. the defense atty asked if i would hold THAT against her client, to whch i remarked, " well, i doubt it was him."

whack whack- the courtroom bursts into laughter(including the judge)....

but that was friday. i lasted through three other rounds of jury sifting..... and after lunch i was excused. i don't think i said one word yesterday..... oh well. i was really looking forward to it.

now that i am off the trial, i guess i can tell you that it was a gang related (4count) attempted murder trial....

nine

grmcooper
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 7:05:00 AM
LMAO!
big chief
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 10:32:00 AM
graffiti is the first step on the pathway to murder?

Oh, woe is our country--I am blind with fury.

n00b
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 10:42:00 AM
^ 14: It all starts with that durn burn maryjoowanna smoking.
pacman357
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 10:51:00 AM
9, a little info., if you care. Some times prospective jurors appreciate it.

You were drawn as #1 on what is called the venire panel. You were actually prospective juror #1. You're not a juror until all voir dire (the questioning) and challenges are completed. Each side gets to challenge prospective jurors for cause, and those challenges are usually unlimited, but the prospective juror must demonstrate some sort of bias to be dismissed for cause. Then each side usually gets a set number of peremptory challenges, where they can remove a number of prospective jurors without having to give any reason (although they are not supposed to be based on improper motive, such as removing all persons of a specific race from the panel).

If you had been challenged and removed for cause, you'd have likely known. The attorneys would have to either argue it in your presence or outside of your presence, and you would have been the center of discussion immediately before and during that argument. It's usually pretty obvious (which is why I never make a challenge for cause in front of a jury unless I'm sure I'm going to win it...you end up looking like a real **** if you lose that challenge).

Either side may have bumped you. Could be the grafitti tagging made one side concerned you're hostile towards gang members. Could be the way you answered a question (although a little humor usually helps to lighten the process, and I tend to keep such folks around, as they tend to actively participate in deliberations, rather than just follow like a sheep). Could just be a simple hunch or gut feeling.

That doesn't mean you would have done badly as a juror. Some folks hold themselves out as jury "experts" which makes me laugh. I've gone by questioning and gut instinct for years and have a good track record. In the end, you never know until the jury comes back how you did. It's a giant pass-fail test for the attorneys, and one of them may have removed a good candidate.

Then again, one may have dodged a bullet.

:)P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

lluvia
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 10:56:00 AM
nine- I think they the prosecu. and defens. each can excuse a few for no reason (lawyers correct me)...if you were funny, the defense probably figured you were a "wild card" or a wild CARD
nine999
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:15:00 AM
hmmmm...

i watched other jurors come and go for three days... i was pretty sure i'd be on.

although, in the back of my mind, i wondered why they let me stay considering i had been arrested, was in a gang, and have a step sister who is a sherrif....

oh well- maybe next year....

nine

lluvia
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:15:00 AM
or that may be why;)
engletl
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:16:00 AM
being a nerd is not considered gang material around here ;P