Arthur: Well, what are you then?
French Guard: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent, you silly king?!

Arthur: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
French Guard: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!

the french they are a funny race.
they talk through their nose,
and f**k with their face.

"I fart in your general di-rection"

Rick, wasn't that from Billy Christal (sp)??

Hog

Classic stuff!

"your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries"

this is one of my favorite movies of all time

Q: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
A: Not at all. They could be carried.

Q: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
A: It could grip it by the husk!

Q: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a
simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird
could not carry a one pound coconut.

She turned me into a newt!....Uh...I got better!

'Will you ask your lord if he would like to join us on our quest for the Holy Grail?'
'Uh, I will ask, but I don't think so....he's already got one!'
'What?'
(Whispers to his friends) 'I told them we already got one'

'What do you mean you don't like her? What's not to like? She's young, she's beautiful, she's got huuuuuuuge.....tracts o' land.'

Guys got me started.

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me.
And me.
And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: What?
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LAUNCELOT: You're in great peril!
LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD: Now look, it's not important.
LAUNCELOT: Quick! Come on and we'll cover your escape!
GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine!
LAUNCELOT: Come on!
GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad, come on!
GALAHAD: No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily!
DINGO: Oh, yes, he can handle us easily.
GIRLS: Yes, yes!
GALAHAD: Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!
DINGO: Yes, yes, he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance.
GIRLS: Yes, yes.
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.

One of my favorite movies too. Here's a link to some screen shots and sound bites.

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/ 

Harley Dave:

Wholey long quote batman!

Was that off the top of your head? If it was I bow to you 'ol mighty movie quoter!

Let's not forget the Dark Knight.

"It's just a flesh wound."

Wish I could say it was all off the top of my head. I remembered most of it but went to the web to see what I was missing.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm 

"Now go away before I taunt you for a second time"

Neee!

LA VACHE!

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Author: spadesman Date: 12/15/2004 04:24 PM
Dark Knight - "It's just a flesh wound."
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"No, it's not ... your arm's off"

"Fetch the holy hand grenade!"