Yes, I realize the thread title opens the flood gates for '****' and 'sailor' jokes, but damn... I just rode 16.5 miles and my ass is SORE.

It's been a long time since I rode a bicycle. I need some of those cushion-ass shorts.

Wow. This thread IS pretty gay. I hafta drink some beer, scratch my nuts and fart to re-establish my heterosexuality.

Man-Card temporarily suspended....

You "forgot" the bicycle seat again, dint'cha?

The only thing I can say to this thread is...

Molly Hatchet!!!!!!

Oh, no Bloodster... it was there, but it didn't have enough cushion for my old, bony ass, I guess.

"I just rode 16.5 miles and my ass is SORE."

Wow, so you're a top? I always took you for a more manly bottom.

And who the f*ck wears a pedometer when they're having gay sex???

Different strokes, I suppose..... no pun intended.

"Yes, I realize the thread title opens the flood gates for ’****’ and ’sailor’ jokes..."

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See? I frickin' toldja.

Return to forum without making the all too easy buttseks and homo jokes

^ What he said

don't feel bad, MACS

I almost made the same mistake once after running around with the kids one day....glad I held my tongue that day

Imagine how much it's gonna hurt after your trip to Wisconsin.

soooooooooooooooo.......................8track is right?

here it is...

took me a minute to find a good one..

"I just rode 16.5 miles and my ass is SORE."

Shoulda got a G37

^^^

Nissan ?

wheel,,

Screw the G37, be a baller and get a G5!

Get a Harley.. you get a massage as you cruse down the highway.. and next thing ya know you've logged 5-600 miles in a day...

Don't worry you'll build an immunity to the seat. I used to get some serious crotch aches riding 10 miles to work, but now it's a breeze. Also, don't forget to get some riding shorts with the padding on the nuts and ass. Just slip those puppies on, then some regular shorts over them and you're all good.

Hey MACS,

LOL, there's a guy with the handle of 3screw telling you how to dress!

Say it ain't so....you've gone over the edge.

Man, how many times do you have to be told that picking up the soap is an old sailor trap?