I always knew my wife was brighter ( by far) than me.

But it bacame official when I came home last night to find the pop up play pen folded in half and stowed away in the plastic container.

This is the one I cursedover for 40 minutes, and in the end HAD to look at the directions(defeat in any man's journal entry).

I exit the bedroom to where my wife was nursing lil Nathan and ask, almost with discust "Did you put that away yourself?"

"Yes..why?"

"Did you look at the directions at all?"

"No..why"

"Never mind. That's great."

true frggin story...

Get in line. . . my wife's always been a bit brighter than me.

This will probably cost you your man card. Just leave your testicals in the fridge - you won't need them anymore....

Now she will laugh watching you try to open it,Haaaa!!!!

^LMAO!

oh, sorry davey

My girlfriend is waaaaaaaaaaay smarter than I am. Hell it makes my life easier

i call that marring up!

how smart would it be to marry someone dumber than you?

Haaaaaa.....My wife has the book smarts and i have the street smarts. Kinda equal i guess,until i try to use my street smarts degree. Than she is just stupid.

Busa,

The "problem" ( which really is a humbling blessing) is that my wife is both...

but I carry the Glock.

My wife is smart, but she's a bit stubborn or lazy when it comes to technology. We've had the same home theater setup for the last 4 or 5 years, and just about 2 months ago finally seems to have figured out all the parts and remotes. It's just a learning disability--RTFM syndrome. She usually just asked me to handle it or went without if I wasn't around.

I'm actually worried. If she becomes able to get over her fear of spiders enough to kill them on her own, gets stepping stools to be able to get stuff off the top shelves, and figures out a way to make herself laugh on a regular basis, I'm out of a job.

yeah, but who kills the occasional roach

or do those not make appearances there?

Haaaaaaaa............thats funny!!!

#10 We ain't got no cockaroaches, mamacita. Too damned cold for them 9 months of the year. I've lived within 30 miles of Seattle my whole life, never seen a single roach around here. Woke up my second day in Oahu years ago, and there was one nearly as big as my head sitting on my chest. I nearly **** the bed...literally.

oooh Oahu roaches DIVE bomb you! and they are huge

and we have BIG roaches here...but Oahu roaches have at least a half inch on ours

friggin' things flying around at night waiting to land on yo' head yeesh

Life easier, Jade, yes.

...but still humbling that i cannot close a pop-up play mat 😢