Anyone ever solicit back or reply to these stupid ones?

I got this one from a Female emailer named Kari this morning:

These work. I gained 4 inches length and 1 inch fatter..

Yo Kari send me a few pictures of yourself. I may be able to show you how to gain 4+ inches and an inch or so fatter in a matter of minutes...

I never respond to those ads--I'm already so long it's almost unusable

I've responded to a couple just for fun. They always ask for personal info. Sometimes I play with em, usually not. I dont want to get spammed.

I deleted it like all others.. but the last question above ran through my head with a laugh.. LOL

Big Chief.. you ever hear the one about Grandpa taking his Grandson fishin?

I like to reply to the ..."you have been selected to win $xx,xxx,xxx..."

I ask for their bank information so I can withdraw my winnings at my first convenience. For some reason I never get a response

#5 I always give them one of my soon to be X's banking info... if it works.. I get half.. if it's a fraud or scam I'm not out anything and neither is she...

(Kidding of course)

never heard the fishing joke, Hog

do tell...

Well Gramps and grandson head out on the lake one early morning for a fishing adventure.. they get their lines in the water and gramps kicks back and opens him up a beer... pretty soon another one and then another.. grandson says Hey Grandpa.. can I have one of those beers? Granpa says Son, can your **** touch your ahole? Nope granpa it can't.. well then your not old enough to have one of these..

as the day goes on the grandson pulls out some of Grandma's fresh baked cookies... Granpa says hey son.. can I have one of those cookies? grandson says, can your **** touch your ahole? Why Yes Son.. Yes it can..

Well then Go F* yerself grandma made these for me!!!

LOL!

^ know what the 3 deadliest women known to man are?

NO

A jealous b*tch with a gun

A bi-polar chick with a knife

and

A Nympho with a chipped tooth

lol