...on a sexy new intern. She's 22. Brunette. Graduated from college a few weeks ago.

Your wife is in the way so you throw her overboard. What happens to the level of your bank account?

ScottHar

doesn't matter...you'd rot in jail

Not me! I love my wife too much to throw her overboard for anyone.

This was a pure hypothetical, intended as a warning for two co-workers who have their eyes (and so far just their eyes!) on a new intern of mine.

Just a reminder to them that there's "no such thing as a free lunch" -- at least not with an intern who looks like this one.

ScottHar

Scott- you silly! I know it's a hypothetical "you"

I used the same hypothetical "you"

ahahhahahahha

btw how are feet doing? did you get the pedicure yet?

This thread is worthless without pictures.

Scott...you're in California. With divorce lawyers breathing down your neck, I'd say:

1. Jail is the least of your worries.

2. Trick question. Five minutes after wife and her lawyers gain access, there is no more "your" anything, let alone bank account.

speaking of beautiful women, have you guys noticed that a lot of the young Iranian women in the photos from the protests are reallly beautiful?

no wonder some their families want them covered up LOL

Protests? They're protesting something? I thought I was just checking out the Jihaddies with the Naughty Bodies.

Persian women are teh hotness.

Screw chauvinists across the planet.

Send the wifey off to visit her sister/aunt/grandma/long lost cousin in New York for a few weeks, and score with the intern, doesn't seem like such a difficult scenario.

Worst case if the wifey gets wind, move all your funds into an offshore bank account, and rent that flat you never wanted on Los Feliz.

Same zip code. Not smart at all. Different time zone would be smarter. Different hemisphere and it's not cheating.

^ says the sailor... 🙂

Hey scott!!!

I know better than to cheat on the gf with a 22 year old. What ends up happening? if you're lucky, you just get killed in your sleep. If you're unlucky you end up dating the 22 year old.