Kimberly-Clark Corp. said Thursday it will cut 1,600 jobs, or 3 percent of its global work force, as it slims down in the tough economy.

Some of you aren't wiping as often as required.

That's obvious.

But, please, remember to wash your hands.

Thanks.

..also..please warsh your azz.

We wipe just fine. Now the toilet paper will not be as absorbent.

something that always puzzled me in my previous job (Air Force) is the fact we always had cases of toilet paper on top of the lockers.. on the side of the case it was labled lighthouse for the blind.. it also read 250 sheets per roll (single ply) as I sat on the stool doing my daily, I couldn't help but think.. how did they count the number of sheets? Brail?

the answer always came to me as I finished up the paperwork.. Sawgrass woulda been more confortable...