My shop cat had 4 kittens about 12 weeks ago and since then everyday when I open the door to my shop it is a complete adventure. I never know what to expect sometimes it's things knocked over and sometimes it's random attacks to the ankles.

You make Bob Barker cry...

Not for long next week it's $20 a cat at my county vet.

In a few short months they shoulod have enough meat to make them worth cooking

Why don't you stake them out in your "back-forty" and shoot them with your AK47 when in your cups?

only 4..?? how many died..??

"and shoot them with your AK47 when in your cups?"

How about you get your retarded a** out in my back forty so I can gut shoot you and use you as bait.

Just kidding of course, but I have no clue as to the language you speak.

Can I help it if you're a country clod?

Drafter - That is all she had was four I was surprised also.

Can anyone out there help me understand retardednese??

He was blaming Obama for your sudden influx of kittens and was outraged that you will be receiving stimulus money to assist you in feeding housing them.

"retardednese"

"I rest my case, your Honor."

That would awesome I should apply for it you never know I just might get it.

Pecan - I have to dumb myself down to your level so that I can get a translation. I thought for sure you would understand that but I guess I should have went down another level how about retardedneese??

Eddie..I just thought of something....remember that Opera cape I told you about? 2 words....Kitten Fur!!!!

I know but I like them so that's out I was thinking more along the lines of "Silence of the Lambs" with pecan. Remember pecan stay lean I don't like to much marbling.

It puts the lotion in the basket. It does this when it is told to.

You're right, CE, you've bested me with your rapier wit and inventive lexicon.

**snort**

It doesn't take much with the likes of you. You are a fun toy I hope someday to give you a funny hat and shoes and let you dance before me.

^^Make sure you have him washed and oiled first!!!