As I am sitting here smoking a damn nice Perdomo reserve X, I am wondering if there could be anything more rude than the asian lady sitting behind me at the movies rattling away on her cell phone!!!!!

I know what you mean! Once, while at the Library, I flicked my ash and the girl whose lap it landed on yelled at me. Didn't she realize that you shouldn't yell at the library???!!!

Once while sitting in a 757 on the tarmac at O'Hare, the lady behind me ask me to put out my H.Upmann Robusto and I told her to go get off the plane if she didn't like my smoke.

So true so true. I was in the hospital the other day visiting my buddy in the respitory wing, and this young punk of a doctor had the gall to chastise me for smoking a Short Story. I mean hey, I could see if it was a Hamilton house......

People who talk in the theatre make great tarkets for popcorn grenades. Some of the ignorant putzes even get the message!

Once When i Went To See My Doctor After The Exam He Told Me To Losse Weight,Quit Drinking And Quit Smoking.
After 6 Months I Went Back And I Had Lost 20 LBS.And Stoped Drinking!He Still Told Me To Quit The Cigars!
Well I Told Him All I Have Left Is Cigars And Sex, So When You Can Write Me A Percreption For Sex I Will Give Up Cigars!! Thanked Him And Left. ( True Story)

Once I was sleeping at my in-laws with a lit cigar in my mouth, and my mother-in-law had the nerve to clear her throat when she came in to empty the ash tray beside the bed. I think she was purposely trying to wake me up!

Another time I was smoking a cigar in church, and this lady gave me a nasty look when I tapped my ash in the big brass ash tray they were passing around.

I gave one of dog's cigars to my neighbor as a Christmas present.

and this one time at band camp...

Mini Means baptism didn't go to well when I flicked my ashes in that water ashtray thingy.....

Joe, you a flutist?