DrafterX
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:33:00 AM
Report: Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson the Night Before Her Birthday

It seems Jessica Simpson got an unwanted birthday present for her 29th Friday – according to People magazine, boyfriend Tony Romo broke up with her the night before.

A source close to the singer, 29, told People that she was “heartbroken” at the news.

“She loves Tony. But it’s been difficult lately. He’s busy with his career and she’s getting ready to shoot her show ‘The Price of Beauty.’ They decided to part ways.”

The Dallas Cowboys star even spent his [ex]girlfriend’s party with a group of friends at Hollywood club MyHouse – and was spotted with a few girls who swung by his table.

Simpson’s rep declined to comment on the matter to FOXNews.com.

The lovelorn Simpson – who was married to Nick Lachey and briefly dated John Mayer – said she felt like she was “on top of the world yelling ‘I LOVE GETTING OLDER’” on her Twitter page Saturday.

Film at 11....

big chief
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:34:00 AM
poor Jessica--she hanging out with CROS?
DrafterX
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:37:00 AM
I doubt it... but ya never know...

I heard he left her for TW....

bowling4puros
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:44:00 AM
So she IS that annoying in real life......Not suprised
DrafterX
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:45:00 AM
ya know, it's starting to make sense.... SteveR must have found out about TW & Tony Homo and banned him cause he was jealous......
tonyt722
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:49:00 AM
Well seeing that her and I are the same age I guess I will have to jump in as the rebound. Dont worry guys, I will take one for the team this time. LOL
DrafterX
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:51:00 AM
^ SteveR will be very happy... thanks man...
n00b
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:57:00 AM
6. Author: tonyt722 Date: 07/13/2009 02:49 PM Reply

Well seeing that her and I are the same age I guess I will have to jump in as the rebound. Dont worry guys, I will take one for the team this time. LOL

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Yeah, but what are you gonna do for the other 23 hours and 58 minutes?

ScottHar
Monday, July 13, 2009 11:02:00 AM
Tony Romo is FINALLY learning some decent "clock* management" (break up BEFORE you have to shell out for an expensive birthday present!)...

ScottHar

*NOTICE: This word deliberately has an "L" in it.

nine999
Monday, July 13, 2009 12:34:00 PM
so what i am understanding is that jessica sipson is available.....

hmmmmm......

nine

MACS
Monday, July 13, 2009 12:39:00 PM
^That's all I got out of it.

She may be as sharp as a marble, but with tits like that, I'll put up with it.

(for a year or two)

wheelrite
Monday, July 13, 2009 1:37:00 PM
Let this be a lesson to ALL women,,,

Don't let yourself go,

and don't get fat.

If you do you're out...

wheel,,

jetblasted
Monday, July 13, 2009 1:57:00 PM
Fat Chicks are Sexy
pacman357
Monday, July 13, 2009 2:07:00 PM
#11 Trouble is, she's also becoming as round as a marble. Tony had to choose between dumping her or having every doorway in his house widened to fit her ever-expanding caboose. That, plus he'd have to upgrade all the toilets, chairs, etc.

I understand, however, that the final straw came when he had a big BBQ and invited most of his teammates over. They were playing what was supposed to be a friendly game of flag football. Tony's team was down by 2 points, closing seconds, and he was trying to hold for the kicker to put up what should have been the game-winning FG. She bull-rushed the left side of the line, flattened four guys, and tackled Tony to secure the win for her team.

Doctors are hopeful that he may one day be able to hold a ball in his fist and speak in complete sentences again.

edsbar60
Monday, July 13, 2009 2:42:00 PM
Well, if you consider this fat, then I'd hate to see what you call obese.

From June 2009;

http://tinyurl.com/lkojdg 

jetblasted
Monday, July 13, 2009 3:09:00 PM
I never thought she was attractive . . . Nice Tits, but thats about it . . . But, she's another July baby, so I'd probably get along with her ... I've always had good relationships with other Cancers . . . Sucks she was dumped on her birthday, though . . .

My Birthday is Tomorrow . . . I've been looking fwd to an Aerosmith Concert on Wednesday ever since mid-April, and it appears the show is going to postponed/cancelled due to Steven Tyler injuring his Quadricep on Stage late last month ... They've postponed/cancelled up to Ft. Lauderdale, which was supposed to be tonight . . . Atlanta is next, and it's not looking good ...

pacman357
Monday, July 13, 2009 4:03:00 PM
#15 Actually, I was talking about back when she was on the Kirstie Alley diet, which didn't seem that long ago (you know, a tasty shake for breakfast, a tasty shake for lunch, then a side of beef and the entire dessert bar for dinner):

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/simpson-mom-jeans.jpg 

http://pics.whos-news.com/webpics/Jessica_jeans.jpg 

[i did not supply the wording on that pic, BTB]

http://mikedoe.net/storage/main/Jessica_Simpson_Looking_BAD_Onstage.jpg 

Maybe she's lost weight. Lord knows I wouldn't verbally beat up someone for being more than svelt...I just thought the double belt to hide the rolls, please the jeans where you could hear the cotton stretching and complaining like a centuries-old ship during a hurricane were a bit much.

Either way, wouldn't matter to me. I just like the easy chance for a joke. She's completely vapid, regardless of her weight.

gringococolo
Monday, July 13, 2009 5:13:00 PM
Svelte you say? You talking to me? What?
edsbar60
Monday, July 13, 2009 7:32:00 PM
Relax Tom, I know it was joke...heh! I just thought that since she's available now she'll read this thread and see that I defended her honor. Then she'll throw her vapidness my way for at least a long, sweaty weekend.

Yeah...that'll happen.

pacman357
Monday, July 13, 2009 7:45:00 PM
#19 LOL. I wasn't tense...I was wondering if maybe she had lost a lot of weight recently. I don't follow that stuff enough to know...basically I almost have to see it by accident.

Funny thing...my late mother-in-law, before passing away, changed her addy to that of mine and Mrs. Pacman when we moved her into a respite home. We weren't sure where she would be, as she had been in and out of care facilities before she passed away.

She apparently was really into the celebrity news and gossip. Seems like we get an issue of US magazine about every week or two for her. 98.2% of the time, i don't even recognize the names and faces on the cover. And yes, we are going to let the subscription run out when it's done...Mrs. Pacman also doesn't read it.