jpotts
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:07:00 AM
Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

jpotts
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:08:00 AM
Charles De Mar: This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
jpotts
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:09:00 AM
Charles De Mar: He snorts nasal spray? Know where I can score some?
jpotts
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:11:00 AM
Charles De Mar: Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way . . . turn.
pacman357
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:13:00 AM
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
dstieger
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:26:00 AM
Everybody wants some!

-dave

DrMaddVibe
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:37:00 AM
I WANT MY 2 BUCKS!
roadlaw
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 10:19:00 AM
EWWWWWW oink oink EWWWWWWWW Lookin really good meyer.
DrMaddVibe
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 10:28:00 AM
What...is...that?

It's bacon.

I know it's bacon, what have you done to it?

You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon, so I boiled it.

pacman357
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 10:35:00 AM
Aw, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
roadlaw
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 12:11:00 PM
Fronch fries, fronch dressing, fronch bread....and to drink....peru
nine999
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 3:39:00 PM
...i don't know whats worse; not speaking english, or learning to speak english watch wide world of sports...
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