1. We expect regular updates and, if SteveR allows, picture posts on the Wisconsin shenanigans.
2. What's the over-under on number of hours you two are together before a prosecutable offense is committed? (I'm gonna take the under, assuming it's no lower than 3).
3. Five days? Seriously?
4. I just checked out Wisconsin on Wikipedia and it says "Official Language: None." WTF?
5. Wikipedia also quite helpfully points out that the highest point is Timms Hill and the lowest point is Lake Michigan. Obviously, this is wrong. The lowest point is probably gonna be wherever you two azzhats are hangin' out.
ScottHar