I hope the first question is: "Mr. President, forgive me if this comes across as overly confrontational or hostile, but... can you tell us, please, exactly what it's like to be so... charismatic? So amazingly wonderful?"

I'm feeling all tingly in anticipation. (I even made a fresh pitcher of Kool Aid!)

ScottHar

Fill my cup, please, Scott.

I'll NEED the kool aid to see why people wanted this guy to be prez.

^Don't be cynical, man. Look at that suit and tie combo (I heard he favors HugoChavez Boss suits)!

Just D-R-E-A-M-Y...

And now he's taking credit for "pulling the economy back from the brink"?!

(I'll take some more brink, I guess.)

ScottHar

You mean pushing it OVER the brink.

China is buying up real estate now...

Wait, wait, wait a minute. He's READING? From a teleprompter?!

I'm shocked. Very outraged. Although...

Damn he reads purty. (I love the way he says "skyrocket.")

ScottHar

P.S. I guess the reporters don't have any questions?

They'll be reading them from the provided teleprompters later.

Ah, of course. But what an honor, ya know? I mean, to get to read a pre-scripted softba-- er, question.

Something to tell your grandkids about (assuming ObamaCare allows them to live long enough to have grandkids, obviously).

ScottHar

HE is So Full of **** the Sewers could not handle it..

We're going to make healthcare more affordable.

(However, if your company pays for it, we're going to go ahead and make that taxable income, Mmm-kay?)

when do ya git inta town asshat? where r we goin? what r we doin? wtf?!

Obama Press Conference = EPIC FAIL!!

DD™

Y'all need some of this delicious Kool Aid. Stop whining! We'll be able to provide lots and lots of free healthcare to everyone, it'll remain the best healthcare in the WORLD, we'll still develop cutting-edge treatments, and just the evil rich will pay for it. It'll have no effect on small businesses, etc.

And to anyone who insists on reading any proposed health care legislation before voting on it... That's just unpatriotic. Transparency is just a fancy word for "Don't worry about it!"

ScottHar

"Now I want to tell everyone"

When he says that my a#$ tightens up!

WAKE UP AMERICA!!

The Simpson's is on at 6pm.

He better be done by then.

Yeah, I'm gonna prolly watch me some Simpsons. 'Cause I just decided: I don't need healthcare.

If (Obama-forbid), anything happens to my good health, I'll just gaze at my autographed 8x10 of President Obama (just like I switched from auto insurance to an Obama '08 bumper sticker).

ScottHar

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, there, Scottie... but that sticker is likely to get you rear ended.

(double entendre intended)

Blacks and Hispanics were stopped disproportionately?

Um, NO sir, they were not. It's called policing the statistics. If blacks and hispanics are committing more crimes, it is not disproportionate.

CA Prison population race stats, 4th qtr 2008. (note, prisons are the places you go AFTER you're convicted)

26% - white

29% - black

39% - hispanic

6% - other

http://tinyurl.com/lqquoq  (page 2)

Carry on.

Your facts, sir, are unpatriotic.

ScottHar

President Obama did wonderful tonight. Our future has never been brighter.

I don't need to hear the president tell me, " I promise I won't cu# in your mouth."

I trust him implicitly, he would never do that.