tbrochin
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:37:00 PM
by one of my own damn co-workers LOL. I took today off so I could herf with boiler and grumpy later this evening. Headed into the station anyway to pick up a few departmentally branded goodies to give them. I was haulin' down the road, look up and see one of our traffic units on the side of the road. There's no one around me ('cause I'm going so fast) and blue lights flip on.

Dammit. I was doing every bit of 57..... in a 30. LOL

I watch him in the mirror as he pulls behind me. I pull into a parking lot, off the main road and behind a building so no one else can see LOL. I have my radio with me, but he can't call the stop out because someone else is talking. If he started calling it out, I was going to key down on the radio so his transmission was garbled. I'm an **** and a sore loser.

Gets out of his car, shakes his head.

"Sir, step out of the vehicle and keep your hands where I can see them......

"AND SLOW THE F*CK DOWN, FREAKIN' ROOKIE!"

A good time was had by all 😃

dadz
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:39:00 PM
No @zz whoopin'?
HockeyDad
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:40:00 PM
You shoulda told him "I'll talk to your mother outside!"
dadz
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:42:00 PM

It's old news by now, but Chris Rock is funny.

tailgater
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:49:00 PM
It's a good thing you are white.
richokeeffe
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:49:00 PM
The old - "Didn't they tell you I'm undercover" excuse didn't work?
tj2001cobra
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:50:00 PM
I would have gotten a ticket.

No fair!

pabloescabar
Friday, July 24, 2009 12:58:00 PM
I knew it
Double D
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:01:00 PM
1. Author: tbrochin

Please tell me he was a black colleague.

DDâ„¢

pgje51
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:02:00 PM
in san francisco, this service would include a mandatory pat down.
jackconrad
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:03:00 PM
This line concerns me "A good time was had by all 😃 "
Kawak
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:03:00 PM
This cop acted stupidly. I wasn't there and don't know the whole story but it's obvious
ddsmokin
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:08:00 PM
You were speeding and just because you have a badge you get special treatment. Whoa cool man
tbrochin
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:12:00 PM
LMAO @ all the comments
FuzzNJ
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:16:00 PM
That's odd. It's not like cops to stick together and back each other up like that.
Kawak
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:22:00 PM
#15. You should see them when they're applying some stick time to a suspect. Talk about team work!

Oops. Sorry to ratchet things up. Everyone invited to my place for beers!

donutboy2000
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:22:00 PM
#15

Correct, all cops are racists!

FIGHT THE MAN!!!!!

IcyGeddon
Friday, July 24, 2009 1:41:00 PM
lol this thread rocks
NEGNCIC
Friday, July 24, 2009 5:54:00 PM
He should have given you a "wood shampoo"
tbrochin
Friday, July 24, 2009 6:21:00 PM
^ He tried the patented "Breathalyzer" trick on me, but I'm not falling for that one.

Again.