Why are you up so early ?

wheel,,

^ ... doing an Estate closure (death) review for a "former" client ...

... nice guy, good family, wasn't an unexpected death at all ... so I'm just arranging everything so that the damn Probate Judge won't have a leg to stand on to try and suck $$$ out of the estate ...

... why speak you so early?

^

The afore mentioned snoring incident,,,

wheel,

... you should be in there giving her a reason to make funny noises come out of her nose ...

She just woke up and she's cranky untill she gets coffee...

wheel,

... you mean she can't drink coffee and, um.... you know ... at the same time?

^ and Snore,,,

uh,no

wheel,,

^ ... 'prolly never had coffee dripping on her chin either ...

^ behave,,,,

lol ,

wheel,

... I just couldn't help myself ...

... my apologies to Mrs. Wheel ... I know that she'd never waste good coffee ....

(ok, I'm done ... before I get into trouble and she reaches through the monitor here and slaps the smile off of my face ...)

... last nurse I picked on went and shaved my privates clean before I woke up from after having surgery ... she was my next door neighbor ... was the attending Nurse ... and I'd had sinus surgery ... I woke up clean shaven below and had my johnson wrapped up in tape just as neat as could be ... and I couldn't feel it because she'd put lidocaine on it or on the bandages ... the Doctor said he'd never seen anyone come out of recovery that fast ... she of course thought it was hilarious ... that was an evil woman ... I learned to never try to pull another practical joke on her after that one ... and she never let me forget that she'd gotten the better of me ...

^^

Very funny story !!

hey,at least she shaved it before the tape...

wheel,

^ ... not funny ... and not a thing I could do or say about it ... she had WAY too much dirt on me ... I was single at the time ... and I'd gone through just about every one of her girlfriends as well as her sister-in-law ... she taught me to start grazing in different pastures instead of trying to keep it in the same herd ... women talk ... I now listen ...

^ yes they do talk...

wheel,

^ ... more than men ever will ... they plan and coordinate their attacks like Raptors ... and start eating them while they're still alive ...

My wife has Girl's Night with friends every now and then.She says they all complain that their husbands won't have sex with them much anymore....

another reason why she adores me...

wheel,

^ ... because you don't try to have sex with her?

No, I have sex with her friends...

lol

wheel,,

^ ... I tried that with my ex-wife ... LOL

How'd that work for ya ?

wheel,,

^ ... worked just fine for me ... they never complained much either ... LOL

... but I did it after we split up ... needless to say ... she didn't have very many friends to take the stand in her defense to say what a good mother she was ... her sister is the only one aside from the babysitter ... and the babysitter turned on her ...

... so, it worked great for me ...