Well it appears that I am not the only private citizen/diplomatic envoy currently employed in obtaining the release of said Victor808. Teedubbya, I like your style, but you're kind of like my wife... She tried to get some fine little fillies outa this evil guy's jail just a few weeks ago. Boy, that didn't work.
But hey, I was able to fly in there, snap a few photos and quicker than you can say "dry clean that sucker!" I had those two lovely ladies on my plane....