agreed, pedo accusations, even made jokingly, are almost always guaranteed to turn a thread into a train wreck.
Ron is friend, and I think he's a good guy, but he doesn't seem to understand that what you can say to your friends in a bar, you can't post, because in a bar it's funny, but posted it looses something and inevitably someone is going to read it and have it offend their sensibilities and they'll go find an admin, in a bar, they'll just move to another table and mutter under their breath how crude you are.