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(=’.’=) So i'm on the run !

They ain't callin me NON NUTZ !
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um that would be neutered unless you have something to share with us, jackbunny

^ ... why even bother at your age ... it's not like you're going to use it anyway ... LOL

... besides ... getting smacked on the nose with a newspaper is a lot less painless than getting the boys 'snipped' ...

just make sure you do the follow up sperm count lab work!

^ ... should I ask 'why' this is so impotant to you???


... err.... important I mean ...

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(")_(") Cats it dey will never get me , I'll still have proud puppies when i izz 90 !

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(")_(") BTW , this is a continuation of the "I'm getting paid, I'm geting Laid" nonsensical post..

they don't take off your nuts, jackbunny

[eyes rollin'] ahahahha

^ ... they may if it's a female doctor and we show her all of the pictures he's posted here and one of them turns out to be her daughter or neice ... LOL

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(")_(")No way !

You idiots are far braver than I. No one is coming anywhere near my boys with a knife.

I also hear that you talk an octive higher after the procedure.

What's that "Family Guy" quote? Oh yes, "sex without potency is pointless".



David

and Jack ... fyi ... my doctor would NOT give me any pain relievers at ALL after I got snipped ...

... his analogy was that as long as I was in pain ... I'd behave myself ....

... and one of these days ... I'll share the story about how my wife put me in the hospital a week after my "snip" surgery ...

... it involved a North Eastern Snow Storm (Blizzard actually), a huge snowblower, a Ford Explorer and a car with a manual transmission ...

... when I got to the ER ... the Nurse fainted when she saw what happened ...

OMG! jimmy that sounds awful

^ it was ... in a "nutshell" ...

- BIG BLIZZARD
- Wife was "out shopping" like an idiot
- Wife took the Explorer with AWD (V-8), new winter tires, etc...
- I was out 'walking' slowly behind the snowblower and clearing the sidewalk & driveway (surgery was 7 days before this)
- I went to start the car so I could move it out of the way to clear the snow
- Car had a manual transmission
- Car had a remote starter which I hardly used
- Clutch/gear safety was 'disabled' to allow automatice starter to work
- Car was NEVER to be left "in gear" so that it would not lurch forward when started
- I started the car with the key... took my foot off the clutch and the car took off forward - causing me to do a "split" and land right on the bottom of the door sill ...

... there I sat in the driveway packing snow on my crotch and the neighbor saw what happened - blood everywhere - and the roads were closed - ambulances could not get through ...

- my wife showed up 20 minutes later after being called by the neighbor
- I drove myself to the ER
- I left the wife at home - I could NOT even speak to her

... pants came down, the Nurse took one look at where I'd 'ruptured' the sutures and split everything open and had part of one hanging out ... she fainted ...

- doctor gave me morphine immediately and was surprised I could even have gotten to the ER and then I had immediate surgery ...

- everything got 'fixed' ... my wife will NEVER live this down ...

So Jack ... enjoy your surgery ... I'm sure nothing will go wrong ... LOL

holy crap

^ ... and I never made a sound ... no swearing/cussing... no screaming ...

... I was without sound it hurt so badly ...

... then there's another totally different time where I was trying to teach my wife "how" to light a road flare and ended up getting 3rd degree burns on my foot as well as land/fall into a swimming pool in late November and of course the pool liner got burnt as well ...

... I love my wife ... 🙂

ok...now that 2nd story is funny LOL!

oh do tell...

^ it would have made a great video ...

- she lit the road flare
- got scared
- threw it to me
- I missed it
- it fell and the end broke off and went into the side of my shoe, melting my sock to my foot and buring my shoe and foot
- Wife yelled "The Pool, The Pool" ... so, being in pain I went to stick my foot in the pool and fell in ...
- Wife, with all of her wisdom - picked up and threw the flare into the pool as well ... but she didn't know that a magnesium based flare would burn underwater ...

- Road Flare $4.99
- Socks $6.00
- Pool liner $ ???

- explaining all of this to the Doctor .... priceless