Woke up this morning........the dog was licking my face. Then she turned around and her tail knocked over a full can of soda off the nightstand.......which spilled all over my back.

Went downstairs and fed the kids.......then went out to mow the lawn.

1/2 way through mowing, the drive belt on the deck broke.

The kids were hungry by lunchtime so I made them a sandwich and myself a bowl of noodles.........which I spilled all over the stove.

I dumped the water (grass and bug infested) from the kiddie pool and refilled it..........hoping to chill out in the sun and get in some reading.

As soon as the pool was full, the little one got stung by a hornet and that ruined our outdoor experience.

I sat inside and noticed that I had a big fluid blister where I burned my finger a few days ago while soldering pipe.

I made a mental note to avoid the temptation to pop it so it would not be painful.

I got up to grab a few motrin to fend off a migraine I felt coming on and somehow while traveling those twenty feet I popped the blister.

****...........what next.

As soon as the wife gets home I think I may log some hammock time.

^ ... I hope you're proud of yourself for ruining your kids day ... it's all your fault ...

...better inspect the hammock first before plopping in...

You know, prior to the dog licking your face, she was probably licking her ass.

Just sayin'.......

#3.........no worries........the hammock won't break until all of the sharp spiny chestnut husks drop onto the ground.

That will be a month or two from now.

LMAO ...

... life just doesn't get any better ...

You sound like the first skit from the movie "Amazon Women on the Moon".

Here it is:

Enter the Ninja just started on TV (Encore Action)

I've had some days like that--it's why I drink, to help fend them off.

Andy, from your description of your day I make the following observation: You have too much ambition

And it could be worse..... you could be this guy....

http://tinyurl.com/unluckyguy 

Andy,

Whatever you do, don't ask your wife for a **** today.

She'll probably sneeze and you'll end up an amputee.

^LMAO!

Andy, you'd better just go back to bed and start over...

I made fresh pizza dough today...........and then couldn't find my pizza stone.

My wife finally found it "hidden" in a storage room.

I prebaked the dough, and began to top........only to find that my pepperoni was "marginal". It looked like it went bad. Now I have to eat a veggie pizza.

Then I went outside where my wife had managed to convince the little one that there were no more bugs.....until we got swarmed by yellow-jackets.

I went inside to search for the can of wasp spray I KNOW we have.......in looking for it I knocked a jar of hot peppers off the shelf.

Glass and peppers everywhere.

My wife is a diabetic so glass breakage is a serious affair and needs cleaned up VERY well.

Screw this........I'm not doing ANYTHING else today.

I rode my bike. I saw a movie.

I'm not doing anything else today, either.

Wait... The Hall of Fame game is on at 5pm. I'll watch that.

No one was hurt.

You were blessed.

Played golf,took a nap,watched golf.waiting for Football....

wheel,

better turn in early tonight andy

and besides, this should be on facebook, not C-Bid

I feel for you, Brother.

Once the third thing goes wrong, I go back to sleep. Its a little hairy when the third thing happens when I'm driving.