This thread has some serious potential...

LMAO, #4

This reminds me of the scene in Tommy Boy where Chris Farley is trying to sell brake pads to a customer.
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Tommy: "Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
Tommy: Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?"

Too scary...

PT 🙂

A very BIG Richard Gere fan?

Mail order beautician class?

Can't sleep now, Thanks!

i remember this