delarob
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Thursday, August 13, 2009 4:19:00 AM
August 3, 2009- CHARLOTTE, NC

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youth. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr . for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

dadz
Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:25:00 PM
Bill Elliott would have topped it with some BBQ
DrMaddVibe
Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:30:00 PM
That thar Viagra car is a hard one to beat!
daveincincy
Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:32:00 PM
Here's the golf carts they drive in the pits.

wheelrite
Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:33:00 PM
I really don't much care for Nascar.

We have a Track here in DFW,been there twice.It was ok, but all the White Trash loitering around was appalling..

wheel,,

herfsnipe
Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:46:00 PM
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