The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into
the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5
minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a
parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then
wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'. I try to have a little fun
each day. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
