DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:07:00 AM
Nice little 8 pointer.

Prolly dresses out at about 175.

**** jumped out and tried to go head to head with my F150! Guess who won?

Not him!

DrafterX
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:09:00 AM
bummer dude... I took out a buck with my Suburban last year... $5600...
teedubbya
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:10:00 AM
I started working in high school. its about time your lazy arse started making some money
HockeyDad
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:10:00 AM
FORD #1!

Waterboard deer.

Mattie B
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:28:00 AM
Did you really skin the deer out?

Some guys did this at deer camp a few years back. The meat was so bloody, we gave it to a local family that was excited to have it.

The deer was just to busted up for my taste.

DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:39:00 AM
I gutted him with my bare hands.

Had a few broken bones. Marrow just addes to the flavor.

I started a little open fire right there on the side of the road. Used a couple of cans as a makeshift frying pan.

Said a thankful prayer for the deer's soul. I hope it makes it to the other side. Lord, knows I gave him enough momentum!

I used a little 20wt oil to braise the meat...not to much aftertaste, almost a nutty flavor was added because of the used oil, but a pleasant cooking oil in a pinch.

I put the head on the hood of my truck. I used the hoof like a hammer and with some of the leg bones as nails hammered the skull to the hood. It ain't goin' nowhere.

I feel lucky that at least I wasn't hurt. The deer gave up it's life, so I had to honor that with a little 2 am roadside feast.

The hide was a little wet last night but it's drying quite nicely. I wearing it as a jacket...I think it's going to be one of those shrink to fit kinda jackets when the humidity wears off and the remaing skin falls off...It's gonna be real nice.

I think I'm going to make a croquet set out of the rib cage and remaining bones. Oh well...what are you gonna do? When life throws you a deer...make lemonade!

Always looking on the brighter side.

PS: Any of you professional hunters know if the intestines ever swell down? I was playing toss in the backyard with boy...what a great substitute for a Nerf football!

gringococolo
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:43:00 AM
Cash for clunkers ain't sounding so bad now that you have a nice dented up truck.

Lord of the Flies baby!!! Go native or go home.

DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:50:00 AM
Clunker? That bitch only has 92K!

She's...Going....To...Go...All...The...WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOUCHDOWN!

I'm getting it fixed.

It all seriousness...The freaking thing jumped right into the middle of the road right in my path. I did what you're not supposed to do, but reflexes kicked in too fast...I braked. I braked hard too. The deer was hit at almost the same point I stopped because he went skidding forward about 20 yards trying to find its feet. A car that was behind me saw me slam my brakes and thought he'd go around me and clipped the deer as well. I think his was the real killing blow, but he didn't stop. I stopped and dragged it to the side of the road and disrobed right then and there so I could bathe in the red red kroovy.

BuckyB93
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:52:00 AM
Not sure this applies to the deer but Ed Gein might give you some inspiration on what to do with the bones and hide.

Studio

Live

DrafterX
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:53:00 AM
^ should have at least eaten his heart...
DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:54:00 AM
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:56:00 AM
Thunder.Gerbil
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 8:02:00 AM
pffffft.

You didn't waterboard the deer.

I'm so dissapointed.

DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 8:05:00 AM
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME!
Thunder.Gerbil
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 8:08:00 AM
There's always enough time for a good waterboarding!
DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 8:38:00 AM
I'll waterboard the Ultimate Killing Machine though!
jetblasted
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:52:00 PM
LMMFAO @ # 6 ...
fishinguitarman
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:55:00 PM
#11 ME EITHER!
wheelrite
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:59:00 PM
DMV

Hang the antlers over your bed.Your wife will have something interesting to look at in the bed room...

wheel,,

DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 2:04:00 PM
She's already got the ceiling fan...the headboard...sometimes the tv...I have to yell down in front all the time or watch the golfers on their carts as I score a hole in one.