his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar

home

and bring back a **** sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave

him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The

doctor

asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this first

I

tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but

still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,

then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the

teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen,

the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an arm pit

and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."