An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Darling, Honey, My Love, Pumpkin, Sweetheart, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, and said: "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said. "Her name slipped my mind about 10 years a go, -- and I'm scared to death to ask the old bitch what it is."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAY MY NAME!

Four letter word just to get me along

It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and I

I keep stalling, keeping me together

People around gotta find something to say now

Holding back, everyday the same

Don't wanna be a loner

Listen to me, oh no

I never say anything at all

But with nothing to consider they forget my name

(ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'Hell'

They call me 'Stacey'

They call me 'her'

They call me 'Jane'

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

They call me 'Quiet Girl'

But I'm a riot

Mary-Jo, Lisa

Always the same

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

I miss the catch if they throw me the ball

I'm the last chick standing up against the wall

Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring

Getting glammed up and sitting on the fence now

So alone all the time and I

Lock myself away

Listen to me, I'm not

Although I'm dressed up, out and all with

Everything considered they forget my name

(ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'Hell'

They call me 'Stacey'

They call me 'Her'

They call me 'Jane'

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

They call me 'Quiet Girl'

But I'm a riot

Mary-Jo, Lisa

Always the same

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

That's not my name

Are you calling me darling?

Are you calling me bird?

Are you calling me darling?

Are you calling me bird