pacman357
Sunday, September 6, 2009 8:25:00 PM
Tired of so-called "friends" who borrow DVDs and never bother to rewind them? Hate the hassle of having to drop the DVD into a player or computer DVD drive to rewind it, including the slow start-up times?

Now you have a simple way to rewind those DVDs with this stand-alone rewinder. Especially helpful for n00bs and old folks. Get one for your technophobe octogenarian parents today!

http://www.dvdrewinder.com/ 

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Sunday, September 6, 2009 8:27:00 PM
^ ... any chance you meant to say VHS ???

I pulled a similar joke on my wife when we bought our first DVD player many years back ... she was not appreciative when she figured it out ...

pacman357
Sunday, September 6, 2009 8:30:00 PM
Check out the link.

Man...it didn't take long for this one to go zooming overhead....

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Sunday, September 6, 2009 8:35:00 PM
... sadly enough, I'm sure that if you put it on eBay - someone would buy it ...
FuzzNJ
Sunday, September 6, 2009 8:38:00 PM
I had to cancel my membership at blockbuster because of this. I told them my machine didn't have a rewind button. I read the entire manual, twice@! I swore that it rewound automatically, but they charged me everytime. They wouldn't tell me how to do it, so I had to cancel. Got too expensive to keep the membership. I wish I had known such a product was out there. Damn it.
pacman357
Sunday, September 6, 2009 9:07:00 PM
^Damn. Sorry I wasn't quicker with this post.
lluvia
Sunday, September 6, 2009 9:08:00 PM
do you guys realize there are a bunch of preteens out there that don't know what rewind means?
teelio
Sunday, September 6, 2009 9:10:00 PM
#3

More humorous than the link are the posted replies above.

We're doomed.

MARKQ
Sunday, September 6, 2009 9:10:00 PM
You don't have to rewind them, just put them in the machine upside down. You're welcome.
FuzzNJ
Sunday, September 6, 2009 9:13:00 PM
9: I tried that. It only played secret government plans for FEMA camps and .pdf files of roswell and the blue book projects.
pacman357
Sunday, September 6, 2009 9:18:00 PM
#9 Duh. You'll ruin the needle that way.
MARKQ
Sunday, September 6, 2009 9:22:00 PM
Yah, but You'll get your wife, trailer, and pickup truck back.

Wait, that's if you play a country music song backwards.... Nevermind!

JonR
Sunday, September 6, 2009 10:39:00 PM
When you rewind your DVD you can hear a voice say "PAUL IS DEAD"!

JonR

djk
  • djk
  • Herf-A-Holic
Sunday, September 6, 2009 10:48:00 PM
"We have very few left in stock and we do not plan to continue production after 2009."

That is the funniest part of the ad.

FuzzNJ
Sunday, September 6, 2009 10:48:00 PM
13: That's satan talk. Backward masking is the way Satan talks to teens.
Gene363
Monday, September 7, 2009 3:07:00 AM
Do tape shows on your DVR?
Pufferbelle
Monday, September 7, 2009 3:51:00 PM
I just hand rewind mine. It might take a bit longer than if I had a machine, but I'm too cheap to buy one. Rewinding them by hand also makes them less likely to get scratched or the surface marred.

Smoke a good one!

Suzi

JHC
  • JHC
  • Herf-A-Holic
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 6:17:00 AM
This is why I stick with 8 tracks. Never need rewinding. they just keep going around and around.
JHC
  • JHC
  • Herf-A-Holic
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 6:18:00 AM
( how do they do that? )
jetblasted
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 6:21:00 AM
You can find these for sale next to the left handed screwdrivers.