Patrick Swayze

Billy Graham

Don Rickles

Hugh Hefner

Kirk Douglas

Margaret Thatcher

Amy Winehouse

Muhammad Ali

Bob Barker

Mickey Rooney

Gotta be 100 by now.

Madonna

Binladen...

wheel,

... nothing personal ... just business ... mkay?

YOU FORGOT NINE !!!!!!!

'friggen noob !!!

... you can have my cigar collection if I go first, ok?

... ok, you can have 1 Avallo 1200 and just take all of the premium sticks ...

... but you'll 'prolly have to pay a hefty death tax on them - being from out of State and all ...

... I'll have my wife send all of the yard gars to Scott & Wheel ...

... seriously ... I do wonder what she'll do with my cigars???

- guns - taken care of - watches, ok - suits, easy fix ... tools - son, toys - son's, playboy mag coll - son's ...

... not much else I have to call my own when you think about it ...

... but I have insisted that she bury me in a premium pressure-treated 3/4" thick plywood box ... and she's promised to not have my wanker cut off and shoved up somewhere else ...

- but I had to promise her that my brother wasn't going to start a rumor that I had died from AIDs ...

... can Jack & I split your cigars if you go first?

... and if Jack goes before me ... I'll let you have the super premiums and 1 Avallo 1200 humi ... k ?