O....M....G....the metrosexual thread that just will not die.
Didn't the military ban metrosexuals? Doesn't this at least violate the "Don't Tell, Don't Gel" rule? I bet he gets sand sticking to his hair gel, too. And in his Italian loafers.
Man...give me an electric so I don't carve up my neck, and I'll be fine. And kissably smooth, I'm sure [rolls eyes].
BTW, straight razor? I'd guess that after a firearm in the house, that's the next most likely thing to be used against a homeowner. I mean, doesn't anyone watch movies any more? Sheesh!